Planet Rape Burger (2020)
Get a taste of the new Planet Rape Burger containing beef harvested from farms built where the Amazon Jungle once existed. Cost is only Planet A but you can always go to Planet B. In fact with every burger you buy you will go into the draw to win a free trip to Mars on a Ego Muck SpaceXXX spacecraft! Why come back to this raped planet when you can move on to a new one and begin to rape it! That’s progress!
*All human excrement created from this burger will be pumped into the ocean never to enrich the fertile lands of the Amazon again! Chaos!