Thief Disabler (2020)
Don’t live in fear and paranoia anymore,
Put the Thief Disabler at your door!
In a world of extreme inequality (Rich vs Poor) why leave yourself open to the cunning advances of poor thieves. Defend your mansion with the Thief Disabler. Although effective on both rich and poor thieves, we have vigorously tested the Thief Disabler on the poor thief (blue collar as opposed to white collar criminal) with outstanding results (permanent brain injuries guaranteed)! Bring peace of mind to your mind today and sit with your riches knowing no one will ever take them away from you.
First 1000 customers get a set of free steak knifes, also proven to be very effective for inflicting grievous bodily harm.